STEP 01
Drop the evidence
Upload a photo, paste your bio, share your daily schedule, or answer five rapid-fire questions.
AI judgment engine
Get roasted. Then get your life together.
Feed RoastLab a photo, bio, routine, or five brutally honest answers. Get a savage, share-ready roast—and optional advice that is annoyingly useful.
No card required. Nothing posts without your say-so.
Roast status
Emotionally damaged. Visually iconic.
The RoastLab pact
01
Savage, not hateful
Funny should sting a little—not punch down.
02
Private by default
You control what you submit and what gets shared.
03
A point beneath the punchline
Paid roasts turn sharp observations into practical next moves.
Input. Impact. Insight.
Your digital footprint has notes.
RoastLab turns oversharing into entertainment, then gives you the option to do something useful with the truth.
STEP 02
Get read by AI
RoastLab turns the details you provide into punchy, personalized commentary built for short-form attention spans.
STEP 03
Post the damage
Download a caption-ready roast card or generate a vertical video with voiceover and on-screen captions.
The glow-up has receipts.
Upgrade for a constructive plan that translates every read into specific changes for your profile, routine, habits, or next move.
100%
your choice to share
Pick your damage
Free laughs. Paid character development.
Start with a card. Upgrade only when you want the full production—or the uncomfortable action plan.
Free Roast
$0
For the group chat instigator.
- One personalized roast card
- Multiple input formats
- Share-ready download
Best value
Roast + Glow-Up
$9 / roast
For anyone brave enough to ask, “Okay, but how do I fix it?”
- Everything in Free
- Captioned vertical roast video
- AI voiceover
- Personalized glow-up plan
- Concrete next-step checklist
Unlimited
$15 / month
For serial oversharers and comeback arcs.
- Unlimited roast cards
- Four video roasts monthly
- Saved glow-up plans
- New roast formats first
Before you volunteer
Fair questions from nervous people.
Lab is open
Your friends have opinions. Ours has a render button.
Submit the evidence, get the punchline, and decide whether the glow-up arc starts today.